Back to Top

We run this mother

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

(Source: alegbra, via marrsmith)

snewday:

Me my mom and our alien friends :)

titytwochainz:

cybercucumber:

titytwochainz:

why white boys end every sentence they type with haha??

to be honest i find it weirder that black people often just dont use verbs

slang is an actual type of language that people (not just black) use. that unnecessary, uneasy creep ass laugh at the end of every thing y’all type is a defense mechanism, so if you slip up you can claim it was a joke. grow some nuts and get some conviction u lil weak bitch. 

(via saucybutts)

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

(via pantaloonsandsilversspoons)

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

image

(via ruinedchildhood)